Iran Will Expand Nuclear Program and Won’t Talk to U.S., Ayatollah Says : worldnews

US enters that chat.

Iran: What are those streaks in the sky?

US: Freedom Rockets

Iran: …

US: (10 years later after an unending Iraq-style losing war) Where did it all go wrong? We brought them freedom. Why won’t they accept it?

US economy explodes sending the US into the 2nd Great Depression(or possibly 3rd if this virus gets worse).